jordan rose ;
-give me a reason to fight.

"Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via claire-luisa)

(Source: claireluisa, via karenisfearless)

Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.
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20 hours ago
thatoneoncer:

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

And guess what? They’re changing the whole damn policy now. Instead of one free drink of choice, you’ll have a $4 off coupon. So, good job, asshole. You ruined it for everyone.

thatoneoncer:

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

And guess what? They’re changing the whole damn policy now. Instead of one free drink of choice, you’ll have a $4 off coupon. So, good job, asshole. You ruined it for everyone.

(Source: noarmycanstopanidea.com, via karenisfearless)

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20 hours ago

(via picsandquotes)

(via donefightingmyself)

Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.
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20 hours ago

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

(Source: catleecious, via noellesnowelle)

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1 day ago

earthyshawty:

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

I need to find the owner of my cat because he looks just like mine with the gray on the head and everything.

(Source: catleecious, via thetanlittleprincess)

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1 day ago

koolaidicecubes:

Trying to be angry at your best friend like

image

(via hentai-ass)

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1 day ago

hated-and-helpless:

heroin-paradise:

lightsguideme-home:

Every time I read this my heart breaks

In tears everytime

this makes me cry every single time i see it

(via br0ken-andbruised)

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2 days ago